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talk like a pirate day is over. now it's talk like a character on special victims unit. i was on the computer, looking at the chat window. my username is sweetie money baby. it was just a game! you can't possibly think i had anything to do with this
i've never seen this girl in my life! i don't KNOW how you found my semen in her nose
no one was supposed to get hurt. how could i have known the woodchipper was on a timer
nice ass, woman i don't know. nice sexy ass, be a real shame if it got looked at......by my male gaze. wait! you're a cop???
we have twenty four hours to get solid evidence linking this murderer to the murder. bring me something i can use or he walks
me: i want a deal. drop the charges and i'll tell you what i know
novak: done. what do you know
me: *slides over a note that says I DON'T THINK I WOULD LIKE JAIL*
novak: done. what do you know
me: *slides over a note that says I DON'T THINK I WOULD LIKE JAIL*
your honour, this video of my client murdering a kid is unfairly prejudicial. move to strike and also for a mistrial and also kiss him on the cheek and let him float into a rainbow
me: *waving a cassette tape* can you enhance the audio until we can hear the suspect's dna vibrate in his throat
tech: yep
me: can you also get video off this
tech: yeah it's one keystroke
tech: yep
me: can you also get video off this
tech: yeah it's one keystroke
kids call it larping. dressin like elfs and looking at each other's butts
when i saw the vic i nearly lost my lunch. and i worked dashcon
we just wanna ask you a few questions, jeremy. or do you prefer "bean dad"
why ask a question then lock your account? the answer is, i'm only joking about murder. i like svu because it's science fiction about a world where sex crimes are taken seriously
is it okay to joke about murder? opinion is probably divided
