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As you may know, the typical PIRA Sinn Fein supporting militant Irish Republican, has a constant need to be the most Irish person in the room. This 24/7 condition is even apparent online. I see it as over compensation for an inferiority complex and a related identity crisis....
The typical PIRA Sinn Fein death cult member thinks of themself as being Irish and Celtic. Any thoughts of having British DNA are pushed into a dark corner of the mind that is rarely visited and the idea of Protestant British ancestors will bring on convulsions and vomiting.
This results in amusing (for us, not them) behaviour.
In order to be more Irish than thee, they need to stake a territorial claim that predates anyone even suspected of being a Brit, but particularly those evil northern Unionist Prods, occupying the six counties on behalf...
In order to be more Irish than thee, they need to stake a territorial claim that predates anyone even suspected of being a Brit, but particularly those evil northern Unionist Prods, occupying the six counties on behalf...
... of the imperialist English. This however is problematic and requires impressive mental gymnastics, to get over and around some obstacles.
If a PIRA Sinn Fein death cult member has glanced at a map, they will have noticed that the nearest neighbour to the island of...
If a PIRA Sinn Fein death cult member has glanced at a map, they will have noticed that the nearest neighbour to the island of...
... Ireland, is Scotland. They may also be aware of the fact that many of those evil baby eating northern Prods, consider themselves to be culturally and historically, 'Ulster-Scots'. This of course has a triggering effect as it opens the door to the possibility that those...
... northern Prod b******s might have an ancestral connection that predates the Plantation. This of course, for a PIRA Sinn Fein death cult member, would be worst case scenario come true.
Why? Well, if the Unionist Prods in the Orange statelet illegally occupied by crown...
Why? Well, if the Unionist Prods in the Orange statelet illegally occupied by crown...
... forces, have Scottish ancestry, and Scotland is visible from the east coast of the occupied six counties, this opens the door to the horrific possibility that their ancestral connection predates the Plantation by several thousand years, and if that's the case, that means...
... their ancestors might have been amongst the first settlers on the island of Ireland.
This of course cannot be tolerated by death cult members as it undermines the PIRA Sinn Fein narrative that they memorised during childhood and have been repeating in a robotic fashion...
This of course cannot be tolerated by death cult members as it undermines the PIRA Sinn Fein narrative that they memorised during childhood and have been repeating in a robotic fashion...
... ever since. Unionist Prods with a possible pedigree dating back to the first habitation on the island, are not in the script. That sinks the more Irish than thee attitude and territorial claim. So, an imaginative historical explanation is required, to get around the...
... Scottish problem.
It goes something like this. The first settlers arrived on the island of Ireland, from anywhere but Scotland. At a push, maybe southern England or Wales but not further north. More likely they came direct from France or Spain, probably on a ferry and...
It goes something like this. The first settlers arrived on the island of Ireland, from anywhere but Scotland. At a push, maybe southern England or Wales but not further north. More likely they came direct from France or Spain, probably on a ferry and...
... landed on the south coast of Ireland (definitely not the north), with their bags of duty free (this was pre EU or EEC of course).
This is the juncture where I introduce some helpful maps that will make all of this glaringly obvious.
As you can see, the red circled routes..
This is the juncture where I introduce some helpful maps that will make all of this glaringly obvious.
As you can see, the red circled routes..
... are the nearest, but only to the untrained eye. Any self-respecting death cult member knows that the yellow circled routes are the natural choice for sea borne adventurers, who laugh in the face of danger. Whilst the red-circled routes mean shorter journey times and the...
...ability to see the destination before you even leave Scotland, I have to ask, where is the fun in that?
Nope, the red circled routes must be discarded and to maintain genetic purity, ideally the yellow circled routes get binned too. How do we do that? Easy. See the next map.
Nope, the red circled routes must be discarded and to maintain genetic purity, ideally the yellow circled routes get binned too. How do we do that? Easy. See the next map.
As you can now see, the red and yellow lines are the possible journeys of ancient Celtic travellers who purposely avoided going anywhere near England. You can't be too careful about these things. The orange line and arrow, indicates the now discredited route. I know these....
...alternative routes from France and Spain, seem a little implausible in comparison to a short paddle across the North Channel between Scotland and Ulster, but dear readers I have been advised by a number of highly trained, PIRA Sinn death cult historians, that this is a "fact".
Dear reader, who am I to argue with such expertise in ancient history.
