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I'll now share my feelings on sexy-book words, starting with "Penises (naked)."
Cock
forever yum
Dick
always nice
Length
into it
Sex
underrated imo
Rod
can work
Stiffness/Hardness
i guess
Arousal
soft but ok
Member
if we must
Manhood
time warp
Cock
forever yumDick
always niceLength
into itSex
underrated imoRod
can workStiffness/Hardness
i guessArousal
soft but okMember
if we mustManhood
time warp
Moving onto "Penises (misc. adjectives)."
Hot, Stiff, Hard, Solid, Rigid
classics
Throbbing, Pulsing, Aching carry on
Gleaming, Glistening
odd personal faves
Pulsating
weird flex but ok
Dripping, Leakinggood job
Ruddy, Angry
not for me
Weeping
sorry I hate it
Hot, Stiff, Hard, Solid, Rigid
classicsThrobbing, Pulsing, Aching
carry onGleaming, Glistening
odd personal favesPulsating
weird flex but okDripping, Leaking
good jobRuddy, Angry
not for meWeeping
sorry I hate it
Next is "Orgasms (misc.)"
Come
can't go wrong
Climaxpractical I guess
Explode
it happens
Shoot
bang bang
Spurt
can go either way
Spitwhy do this
Ropesnot for me
Stripesunderrated
Streaks
into it
Seed
Come
can't go wrongClimax
practical I guessExplode
it happensShoot
bang bangSpurt
can go either waySpit
why do thisRopes
not for meStripes
underratedStreaks
into itSeed
Agree? Disagree? Tell me all your most loved/most hated sexy-book words!
It's time for "Butts (misc. external)"
Ass#1
Arse
a fan
Butt
so PG!
Cheeks
love 'em
Buttocks
yes doctor
Globes
a li'l dainty
Rear soft but ok
Behind how shy
Cleft
into it
Crackuse with care
Ass
#1Arse
a fanButt
so PG!Cheeks
love 'emButtocks
yes doctorGlobes
a li'l daintyRear
soft but okBehind
how shyCleft
into itCrack
use with care
The category is "Anus (misc.)"
Hole
works every time
Opening
safe bet
Entrance
proceed
Anus
v utilitarian
Passage
ok I guess
Channel fine with me
Twitchingit works
Winking
how dare you
Sphincter
uncalled for
Gapingadvanced users only
Fundament
?!
Hole
works every timeOpening
safe betEntrance
proceedAnus
v utilitarianPassage
ok I guessChannel
fine with meTwitching
it worksWinking
how dare youSphincter
uncalled forGaping
advanced users onlyFundament
?!
Now for "Vulvas & Friends"
Pussy yes?
Cunt
let's go
Folds
go on
Lips
here for it
Vulva
love her
Slitan old fave
Mons
ok sure
Flower
too soft
Corepower on
Canal
no thx
ClitA+
Nub
ehh
Buttonnot for me
Pearl
I'll take it
Womanhoodgo home
Pussy
yes?Cunt
let's goFolds
go onLips
here for itVulva
love herSlit
an old faveMons
ok sureFlower
too softCore
power onCanal
no thxClit
A+Nub
ehhButton
not for mePearl
I'll take itWomanhood
go home
And finally, "Nipples (misc.)"
Nipplesbest
Peaks, Points, Tipsgood backups
Nips
not for me
Hard, Tight, Stiff
staples
Erectso technical
Swollen
it's fine
Nubs
lacks dignity
Pebbles
ok but reminds me of cereal
Berriesrarely successful
DiscsI respect it
Nipples
bestPeaks, Points, Tips
good backupsNips
not for meHard, Tight, Stiff
staplesErect
so technicalSwollen
it's fineNubs
lacks dignityPebbles
ok but reminds me of cerealBerries
rarely successfulDiscs
I respect it
Okay, an encore: "Breast (noun)"
Breasttimeless
ChestI like it
Titlet's go
Boob
not my fave
Pillowcomfy
Swellsexy, elegant
Weighttactile goodness
Roundit's fine
Moundit works
Bosomtime warp
And that should do it. Let me know what I missed!
Breast
timelessChest
I like itTit
let's goBoob
not my favePillow
comfySwell
sexy, elegantWeight
tactile goodnessRound
it's fineMound
it worksBosom
time warpAnd that should do it. Let me know what I missed!
