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which ttoi characters would i beat in a fight ?
(a comprehensive thread by me)
(a comprehensive thread by me)
OXBRIDGE TWAT
- weedy piece of shit. so scrawny.
- glasses are a universal sign of weakness (imagine not being able to see that's so cringe ahaha)
- i will smash them into his ugly rodent face and enjoy it
IN CONCLUSION,
yes, i would Crush Him.
- weedy piece of shit. so scrawny.
- glasses are a universal sign of weakness (imagine not being able to see that's so cringe ahaha)
- i will smash them into his ugly rodent face and enjoy it
IN CONCLUSION,
yes, i would Crush Him.
ELDERLY GAY TENNIS COACH
- two thousand years old (i am not two thousand years old)
- might distract / seduce me with his pale, hairy, old thighs (what can i say, i'm into gilfs x)
- might lamp me
- i do not want to be lamped :/
IN CONCLUSION,
he would go absolutely glenntal.
- two thousand years old (i am not two thousand years old)
- might distract / seduce me with his pale, hairy, old thighs (what can i say, i'm into gilfs x)
- might lamp me
- i do not want to be lamped :/
IN CONCLUSION,
he would go absolutely glenntal.
BIG BEN
- punchable
- every blink is an opportunity to attack (if his eyes are closed, he can't see my fists coming)
- easily distracted (if i threw a curly wurly off a cliff he'd follow and then i'd win because he would be dead <3 )
IN CONCLUSION,
i would thrash him.
- punchable
- every blink is an opportunity to attack (if his eyes are closed, he can't see my fists coming)
- easily distracted (if i threw a curly wurly off a cliff he'd follow and then i'd win because he would be dead <3 )
IN CONCLUSION,
i would thrash him.
AL JOHNSON ENTHUSIAST
- only 4"2 (probably) (i am 6"9 so i would Automatically beat him size-wise)
- feral. rabid. violent.
- i feel like he is a biter and i Do not want rabies
IN CONCLUSION,
i would be too scared to fight him :/
- only 4"2 (probably) (i am 6"9 so i would Automatically beat him size-wise)
- feral. rabid. violent.
- i feel like he is a biter and i Do not want rabies
IN CONCLUSION,
i would be too scared to fight him :/
THE ALL-SWEARING EYE
- scary
- i am scared of him
-if he looked at me angrily i would break down crying
- did i mention he is very scary
IN CONCLUSION,
he would scar me both physically And emotionally.
- scary
- i am scared of him
-if he looked at me angrily i would break down crying
- did i mention he is very scary
IN CONCLUSION,
he would scar me both physically And emotionally.
NURSE RATCHET
- least intimidating woman alive
- would refuse to fight me outside of work hours
- she might trip over the laces of her stupid trainers
- reminds me of my mum (unsure if that makes me want to fight her more or less)
IN CONCLUSION,
i'd beat her up Real Good !!
- least intimidating woman alive
- would refuse to fight me outside of work hours
- she might trip over the laces of her stupid trainers
- reminds me of my mum (unsure if that makes me want to fight her more or less)
IN CONCLUSION,
i'd beat her up Real Good !!
GLUMMY MUMMY
- old and emotional (might cry and then i'd feel bad)
- milf.
- feel like she would kick me Really Hard
- she might use a heel as a makeshift shiv and stab me in the eye (which would probably hurt)
IN CONCLUSION,
she would physically harm me (and i'd let her)
- old and emotional (might cry and then i'd feel bad)
- milf.
- feel like she would kick me Really Hard
- she might use a heel as a makeshift shiv and stab me in the eye (which would probably hurt)
IN CONCLUSION,
she would physically harm me (and i'd let her)
MY BELOVED
- spineless. one less bone for me to break
- i just Know he is weak. look at him. he is literally made out of dough.
- good excuse for a hate crime!
IN CONCLUSION,
yes. i hate him.
- spineless. one less bone for me to break
- i just Know he is weak. look at him. he is literally made out of dough.
- good excuse for a hate crime!
IN CONCLUSION,
yes. i hate him.
DICKHEAD
- two words: Boss. Bitch.
- despite that, i am not scared of him at all,, he is a pussy.
- feel like he would vehemently threaten me but then snivel if i went near him
- i just really, really want to make him cry
IN CONCLUSION,
i'd beat the shit out of him lol
- two words: Boss. Bitch.
- despite that, i am not scared of him at all,, he is a pussy.
- feel like he would vehemently threaten me but then snivel if i went near him
- i just really, really want to make him cry
IN CONCLUSION,
i'd beat the shit out of him lol
CLOSETED REGENCY HOMOSEXUAL
- booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- pathetic excuse of a man
- i would destroy him with his own fuckin lightsaber
IN CONCLUSION,
fuck you phil smith i am genuinely angry as i type this
- booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- pathetic excuse of a man
- i would destroy him with his own fuckin lightsaber
IN CONCLUSION,
fuck you phil smith i am genuinely angry as i type this
end of thread x
