What a scarf says about a man, a thread

1) Choke me mommy.
2) Airstrike go boom
3) I completely misunderstood The Great Gatsby
4) I am a very, very frightened man and I need my mommy.
5) I resent everything, but not as much as my parents or Doug who runs the open mic.
6) I hate real estate developers and the idea of sex with women.
7) I'm about to ruin your fantasies of rough hewn Irishmen.
8) My publicist said this was a good look for me.
9) My neck is very sweaty.
10) I sleep with my students.
11) I am a Disney Villain
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