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So far the opening statement by Trump’s defense team is “emotion means the law shouldn’t apply” and “Senators are different than people” and also let’s not forget “and I guess we include women too now — sign of the times”
Not sure where this debate club catastrophe is going
Not sure where this debate club catastrophe is going
“Why is it that we say MY senator?”
Umm actually it’s because English and federalism?
Stunning insights by Bobby genius
Umm actually it’s because English and federalism?
Stunning insights by Bobby genius
“And I guess not all senators agree with each other all the time”
Wut
“And uhhh FEDERALIST PAPERS MADISON HAMILTON because clearly I am losing the audience — should I rap it for you?”
Did they find this guy in an IHOP somewhere?
Wut
“And uhhh FEDERALIST PAPERS MADISON HAMILTON because clearly I am losing the audience — should I rap it for you?”
Did they find this guy in an IHOP somewhere?
“And I’ve gotten lost in the Capitol before, many times”
No sh*t, who would have guessed it
“ATHENS ROME uhhhh lessons of history.”
Why is his tie so tiny?
No sh*t, who would have guessed it
“ATHENS ROME uhhhh lessons of history.”
Why is his tie so tiny?
Once heard a speech by a former Australian Prime Minister that sounded like every angry post-it note he had ever written about anything while sitting on the toilet was collected and stapled together and read out loud, and that was better than this guy
“ATHENS ROME ATHENS ROME!! The House managers referenced history before the revolution, why do we care about that?”
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Another comment from Bobby genius indicating women should not be taken very seriously, and f this guy.
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Another comment from Bobby genius indicating women should not be taken very seriously, and f this guy.
The whole thing is like a long infomercial for future sh*tty legal work he hopes to do for disreputable politicians in the future.
Now he is saying we send armies overseas to defend freedom but at home the mob should rule and honestly I have no idea WTF he is saying.
Now he is saying we send armies overseas to defend freedom but at home the mob should rule and honestly I have no idea WTF he is saying.
Bobby genius makes a QAnon reference then laughs it off and says he won’t use it because ha ha
FFS
FFS
Now he’s explaining that if constituents don’t like how you do your job, they might also run for election....
“The cannonball strategy” as per @chrizap:
“It's like watching a guy, unprepared for a swim meet, going up on diving board and doing a cannon ball”
“It's like watching a guy, unprepared for a swim meet, going up on diving board and doing a cannon ball”
Trump’s lawyer simultaneously admits Trump lost election and that he is running again in 2024
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump fires him today.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump fires him today.
“Actually you should just go and arrest Trump” says his actual lawyer
Second lawyer: “I too want to cry here on the senate floor but to be clear because of the anger I feel for the injustice to trump” 
Second lawyer references second civil war during his diatribe.
Overall he sounds like sad Facebook uncle ranting about things.
Using word hatred as all parts of speech.
Overall he sounds like sad Facebook uncle ranting about things.
Using word hatred as all parts of speech.
The Trump legal team is angry the Dems got “Hollywood” movie production while their own video montage is made by same Trump campaign kids with same ominous background music
Lawyer 2 is the Yosemite Sam to Bobby genius’s Foghorn Leghorn
Really this whole thing would be funny except how they keep referencing QAnon and second civil war hahahaha
Just once I wish someone would quote “the illustrious Calvin & Hobbes” instead of Hamilton over and over.
Lawyer 2 is a poignant reminder that
1) everyone can benefit from public speaking training
2) the answer is often lip balm and not drinking more water
Are they disinfecting the podium/mic? This guy is both saying it & spraying it.
Or did they get vaccine to defend Trump?
1) everyone can benefit from public speaking training
2) the answer is often lip balm and not drinking more water
Are they disinfecting the podium/mic? This guy is both saying it & spraying it.
Or did they get vaccine to defend Trump?
Hi, I am begging you to never use a prop pocket constitution
Thank you.
Thank you.
