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Thread: which Avengers would tip and how well:
Steve and Bucky
They tip, but they can't comprehend tipping 20% of their bill, so they do it poorly.
They tip, but they can't comprehend tipping 20% of their bill, so they do it poorly.
Natasha: Tips well. Having to pose as a service worker multiple times for missions, she knows how much shit a service worker takes.
Thor: he tips, but uses Aesir gold, not understanding that there is no exchange rate for a precious metal that doesn't exist on Midgard.
Banner: Doesn't tip because he has five PhDs and thinks that if you want better pay, you shouldn't have gotten that liberal arts degree.
Tony: He tips beyond well. He used to tip women better than men until he and Pepper got serious.
Sam: Tips only if you go above and beyond.
Rhodey: Tips exactly fifteen percent on every bill. He actually does the math.
Peter Parker: Is poor and tips when he can. Those he can't tip, he keeps a copy of a receipt with the server's name and files it in an IOU book so he can go back and tip them when he can.
Scott: If it's a chain restaurant, he hacks into the corporate bank account and siphons money from that into a burner account and venmos the tip directly to the server.
If it's locally owened, he tips above 20%
If it's locally owened, he tips above 20%
Rocket: steals from the til to tip
Nebula: Threatens the manager to pay the servers better.
Clint: he always forgets to tip so Laura does it and always tips well.
Dr. Strange: Doesn't tip. If he's feeling generous, he might put actually say thank you.
Carol: Tips. No fuss. No muss.
Fury: Tips at least 50% of the bill and orders anyone he's with to tip as well.
No one ever tells him no.
No one ever tells him no.
