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how to get the signs to fuck you aries: play hard to get, raise a dog with them, and/or start an argument with them and let them win
taurus: offer them a nice meal, take them to the home decor store, and/or buy them a candle and a blanket
gemini: laugh at their jokes, listen to them ramble about nothing and keep up with them, and/or doing something artsy and crafty with them
cancer: baby them, feed them, and tuck them in bed like the big babies they are
cancer: baby them, feed them, and tuck them in bed like the big babies they are
leo: tell them they’re pretty, buy them something flashy, give them attention 24/7
virgo: buy them a planner or organizer, keep a to-do list with you, and listen their advice even if you didn’t ask for it
libra: take them shopping, show them off, and make them a playlist
virgo: buy them a planner or organizer, keep a to-do list with you, and listen their advice even if you didn’t ask for it
libra: take them shopping, show them off, and make them a playlist
scorpio: *enjoy awkward silence with them* because they have too many trust issues to speak
sagittarius: tell them you don’t want them so they can prove to you that you do
capricorn: spend money on them, be logical, and worship them
sagittarius: tell them you don’t want them so they can prove to you that you do
capricorn: spend money on them, be logical, and worship them
aquarius: ghost them. mind stimulate them with conspiracy theories and fun facts. be your true self and they’ll feel special because they only share their true self with a few. be quirky and accept their weirdness.
pisces: listen to them babble about all their daydreams. let them help you connect with spiritual realm. smoke with them and take a nap. find the most random thing and explain in a sentence or 2 why it reminds you of them. they love being compared to beautiful inanimate objects.
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for those who are making a big deal, learn how to be funny for once!!!! everything ain’t meant to be serious!!! there’s people who fuck people for absolutely NO REASON. if you don’t wanna fuck for a candle then that’s your business.
for those who are making a big deal, learn how to be funny for once!!!! everything ain’t meant to be serious!!! there’s people who fuck people for absolutely NO REASON. if you don’t wanna fuck for a candle then that’s your business.
like i really don’t care stink. it’s all jokes.
