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My tortured path is that I will forever be attached to Time Lord and that no one will ever get why I love him so much so hereās a Riffs Thread
I have a terrible sense of humor, specifically about my own life. I started watching college prospects because my good buddy Brian does and I basically just watch YouTube, and am a dumbass but intuitive dumbass lol
So Iām watching these and we donāt have any rim threat bigs and I see Robert and I know this is my guy. Iām searching for transcendent moments. Donāt really give a shit about mistakes,
Everyone Makes Mistakes. I make the most lmao
Everyone Makes Mistakes. I make the most lmao
I described him two years before we drafted him as Elongated Smarf. He just sees things, man. And then sometimes he passes the ball to the other team. Fuck it man, you can make a perfect read and get a turnover
I just know heās exciting and I love that. Anyhow, he wound up on the Cs and to say I was excited is an understatement. I posted about him for two years.
So it became more jokes about me as an inerrant Prophet which owns because Iām basically a disaster lol. I post about the Cs and shred on guitar. Cool, but not necessarily productive life traits.
Well Robert missed his call and then lost his phone and Iām like shit, I relate. I didnāt sign up for any classes first semester of my freshman year because I didnāt want to go to a computer lab when I couldāve instead smoked weed out of an apple, and that like owned me for 4 yrs
I went to freshman orientation and smoked weed out of an apple behind a port a potty and just like walked around Nashville. These were my priorities lmao
Well anyhow, the bad Takes guys were saying he was gonna fail. And I was like no,
Fuck You, man. Because like, who cares.
Fuck You, man. Because like, who cares.
Fucking, I know tons of people who showed up early to everything in life and were perfect and theyāre no happier for being gears in a machine and theyāre basically talentless ghouls
So I made the joke that he doesnāt live or adhere to nonlinear time. Makes sense if you watch him. He makes no look outlet passes off rebounds and blocks out of nowhere
*linear time
Well anyhow, Time Lord became the thing. And now itās on ESPN? Lmao
Well anyhow, I get pissed because people think itās about him being late. No, fuck you. Its about a concept I now know as Wabi Sabi.
DLR described Keith Richards as Wabi Sabi; Fucked up, But Perfect
Imperfection is great. Itās who I am, a sloppy, attitude oriented guitarist who has taken an abnormal path in life where people know me for this shit and Yabuseles Ass. But you know what, I accept it.
I mostly accept it because Iāve met wonderful people and itās enriched my life and itās kept me out of trouble. Itās connected people I never imagined I would know.
Thatās beautiful. Robert is beautiful. He missed like a fucking practice and everyone got mad at him and now he has stretches where he fucking dominates everyone. So takes guys, fuck you lol
Part of Wabi Sabi is the fucked up part. We are all imperfect beings. I can tell you Iāve done like way dumber shit than losing my phone. If you wanna harp on that part youāre an asshole and always were
Anyhow, I now realize I am Cosmically Linked to Robert. Heās my favorite player and Iāll defend him to the death. I donāt like really when people use the nickname and donāt get it but you know what?
Itās fucked up but perfect. Fucking multibillion dollar espn referencing the work of an anti capitalist lunatic fan who simply loves Robert Williams, my favorite misunderstood genius for a cheap laugh lol. Lifeās funny like that
Anyhow, Robert is Good and Cool, as I have accepted the totality of my Life as Good and Cool. Wabi Sabi; Fucked Up But Perfect
