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Why must the weapons in Clue be so mundane? It's an imaginary murder. Why not a teapot full of bees, a laser gun, a poem so beautiful it kills?
"It was Mrs. Peacock in the library with the sharpened thighbone of an obscure tenth century saint."
"It was Mr. Green in the kitchen with a spell that turns people inside out."
"It was Ms. Scarlet in the study with the Academy Award statuette for Best Original Song, 1964."
"It was Colonel Mustard in the hallway with an unopened bottle of root beer cursed by the entire cast and crew of Knight Rider."
"It was Professor Plum in the conservatory with a kleptomaniac velociraptor in a black velvet ball gown."
"It was Mrs. White in the dining room with the victim's time travelling future self, the knowledge that the same matter from different periods will annihilate itself, and a shove."
Thank you, @blade_funner for the trophy. I personally consider trophies to be amongst the most mundane blunt object murder weapons, unless they're made of ice, or meteors, or, swinging for the fences, ice meteors. https://twitter.com/FavstarOfTheDay/status/980047473757450240?s=19
It was me, on Twitter, with gratitude to @sirchutney for the trophy (and a shiv made out of Thank You cards). https://twitter.com/FavstarOfTheDay/status/941549502527193088
