#Funny

Pat Stares At Yoshi Being Fired Into Space

PatStaresAt

Now that I have a little more time, I'd like to go into detail as to why this is such horseshit. -39 Seconds- The implication that the PC release was

The Justin Horton Show

ejhchess

Whenever I write something about Marina Hyde I remember the start of Slaughterhouse-Five where Kurt Vonnegut says he's writing an anti-war book and his mate says why don't you write

Kelly McCullough

KellyDMcC

Trigger Warning: Suicide.On December 15th, a friend of mine from high school took a massive overdose of a whole cocktail of things. He has been non-responsive ever since and has

Arthur Chu

arthur_affect

For all the insecure young men in the standup comedy world who fear that earnest social justice content is displacing the japes and jokes they've worked so hard on, because

Mama Bean 🌝🃏

kututwo

Don’t let a tarot reading make your choices for you. Please. Listen I am going to do something I never do and just share a really personal story. I had

Sam Summers ⛵️

samsummers0

Old-school Cartoon Characters Ranked: A ThreadEligibility is based on a set of arbitrary rules that only exist in my head. If your fave isn't included congrats on being the world's

Patrick Skinner

SkinnerPm

During my brief time w Capitol Police, we expected Representatives to walk around security. We were expected to facially recognize all 100 Senators & maybe the top 100 congressional reps.

Jason Hazeley

JasonHazeley

In 1978, Douglas Adams and John Lloyd were commissioned to write the novel of The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. They rented a cheap villa in the remote village of

Andrew Dickinson

HoboAndyJoe

THREAD (1/10) The #CBJ fan base is in a bit of a funny situation right now with our defensemen. Many are unhappy with their play this year, but don't

Lisa #fuckers

meg_Y12

Reverend Steven Charleston, Episcopal Bishop and member of the Choctaw nation has something interesting to say about who gets to stay in this country. "The irony of the recent national

Bumholian Sophie ❤ Bumholian BM

boopstawista

If Freddie was a student IN YOUR COLLEGE:Freddie: (sits next to a tomboyish girl) Hello darling! I'm Freddie Mercury! Boy, you do look marvelous!Tomboyish girl: Hey. I'm Harriet. I don't

Caitlin Howley

CaitlinHowley

I live in two worlds: Appalachia and not-Appalachia. I lean left in Appalachia, and it’s an extremely challenging double consciousness. 1/10 WEB DuBois described double consciousness in terms of black

Gianluca Tettamanti

capitangian

Predators are often in safe places. (THREAD)At 19, I decided to get a driving licence & first joined the theory class. Teacher was a tall, charismatic man in his 60s,

Meaghan Thumath

MeaghanThumath

I’m curious how other essential service workers and humanitarians are managing travel during the #COVID19 era? Here are a few tips I’ve picked up. 1/ Board last. Why jump on

Zachary Ryan

ZachariusD

spent all weekend playing new games on new consoles and decided to put my thoughts into a thread. let’s go! Spider-Man: Miles Moralesphenomenal, so much heart in this game. Miles

Spodumene

spodumened

it's incredibly bleak how many vaguely obscure, published writers cut their teeth on trying to take down fanfiction, an endeavor that actively ensures you a dearth of future readers who

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