#Funny

Dr. Biden is a doctor. Full stop. When I learned accounting, the professor had a doctorate. He needed a MS to actually get a CPA license and advanced taxation. My
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SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS OF BEING NEUROTYPICAL-talking very fast, only talks about boring things-constantly wanting to socialize-being extremely inconsistent and unpredictable-seeing the general picture, but missing all of the important details-g
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It's both funny and depressing to me that the transphobic game failed not because cis people decided not to buy it in an act of good allyship, but rather because
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Yes, moxy. an apology. that's totally what i want when you fucking backstabbed me like loads of other people have via blocking me when i tried to fucking reach out
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Today across Europe people will settle down to watch a classic British short comedy film that hardly anyone in the UK actually knows about. It's called 'Dinner For One'.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9edpdCH7c It's
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So who's gonna CQ all the sports betting influencers and local sports media. Or is this just the new normal, you don't get sports without some amount of flakking for
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thread on the casual racism and hate hispanics get constantly on mcyttwt [ rts appreciated ] first of all. whenever quackity does a spanish stream, we know you cant understand.
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Okay I’m going to get a bit cheesy for my final 2020 tweet, but just wanted to say that as bad as this year has been I’m so grateful to
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YES!!! I've been trying to say this: It's time for you, yes YOU, to start taking cults SERIOUSLY. They're not a joke. The QAnon cult stormed the fucking capitol as
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Men who think I’m going to change how I dress once we start dating are funny to me. Niggas will approach me, seeing how I dress and they like that
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A funny thing happens when you have a kid. Your brain starts questioning assumptions.Like, why do we teach our kids that all of these hues are blue?Especially when compared to
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I saw a video of a charming young boy online asking his mom to ‘calm down’ as she was set to punish him for a misdemeanour. I was moved by
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this is extremely funny & the inevitable aftermath will be the country's wealthy elite—the same people who didn't give a shit as millions of people got fucked over in 08—clamoring
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I don’t have a lot of regrets in my life, but there is one I wanted to talk about during Pride. So I hope you’ll take the time to read
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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey’s father chews on nigger foreskins. Barack Obama is spreading COVID with 5G towers and stole the election from President Trump for Joe Biden so he would
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A THREAD of tweets that live rent free in my head and in my phoneAnd I'll begin with my all time fav from @ntshalie I've used 3 phones since this
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