#Joke

Kimberly D. Manning, MD

gradydoctor

1/#WhatsYourWhy Last weekHim: "Are you. . . Manning?" Me: "Yup." *pause*Him: "Okay, just to be clear: Ma'am, I'm here only to take payment and remove the immobilizers from your tires.

liv

liv_liv_liv__

THREAD: assessing the UKs attitude to Eurovision, including locals, fans & the broadcaster This is probably gonna be done over a few days whilst I continue research but anyway let’s

Carlos Osweda

COsweda

ThreadI worked in Hollywood for 10 years.Worst racists I met in my life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3oYLlf4SjE They ESPECIALLY hated black people.Now, I lived in Tyler, Texas, from 1972 to 1975.Never heard the N-word

Senator Rand Paul

RandPaul

In my favorite WTF moment of the #Festivus Waste report: Your government spent $4.5 million to spray alcoholic rats with bobcat urine. I do this all day long, and I

Joel Sigrist

JoelSigristFF

Today is my 23rd birthday Here are 23 things I wish I’d learned earlier in life about finance, life hacks, and living better.(Thread) 1. You’re not responsible for anyone

Molly Quell

MollyQuell

Do you want to hear about a dispute from 1899 between Venezuela and Guyana? Cus I'm going to tell you about it anyway. I wrote about the first virtual hearing

Sally Albright

SallyAlbright

Does Tom Cotton understand the only people who would respond to his Marion Barry dog whistle are old and white and already in his camp?Young people don't know who he

Convict and Disqualify Trump 🇺🇸🏕🏔

SecularOutpost

My view of the plausibility of theism and atheism:- A long time ago atheism wasn’t intellectually defensible.- Modern philosophy and science exposed flaws in the old grounds for theistic belief.-

Zoop Yeloop

zhouyelu

There is something about this account of trans* identity that I find deeply unsettling. I feel like so much work is done to decouple gender from genitals, only to reterritorialize

Republican Voters Against Trump

RVAT2020

Introducing the RVAT CLASS OF 2020 SENIOR SUPERLATIVES!As we near Election Day, we're celebrating the countless Republicans who've told the world why they're not voting for Trump.Follow along, and reply

Katie Cummins (she/her)

katiec322

It's here, folks: we've reached the definitive point in the NTI experience that I've deemed worthy of my serious and very public cry for help. (It's more of a cry

Tim Skellett

Gurdur

1/ quick thread on how to survive a pile-on, w/ some comparisons. @PsychRabble often does suchlike 4 academics; this is 4 everyone.First, everyone should *routinely* check what Lists (made by

shirtless king of uruk@writing comms!

nobleflamme

have you seen him? that's right. this is albert, one of cygames's strongest gays. you see him everywhere. granblue fantasy. dragalia lost. he's originally from rage of bahamut! here's kind

Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions

mynamesnotgordy

What I've learnt on the Twitter this year:1. The State of Hawaii makes Jason Kenney honorary Premier.2. Rod Phillips and John Tory say Rod nodded off on a TTC streetcar

Pandeyji Speaks

malhar_pandey

#Thread : BJP and the need for the saffron party to win #GHMC Ever wondered, why a party with just two seats in 1984 got a thumping majority in 2014

Michael L. Barnett

ml_barnett

On Saturday, I went outside to clear the small hill of ice that snow plows helpfully deposit on our driveway when it snows.I didn't see a slick patch of ice.

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