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heres the thing: bragman's take is dumb and wrong, as usual, but the other problem is while dems pass message bills *they don't talk about them*. not in any sustained,

this is always how the alien invasion movie startshttps://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1339779923083485184 i feel like our best scientists never watch the really good fantasy/scifi/superhero movies and so theyre always grabbing alien spores a

Trumps latest tweet feels like the column at the end of Sex and the City“So, you’re the President of the United States, and you just went through an election where

Republicans after Iowa caucus: lol Dems can’t even figure out how to do their own caucus!Republicans now: Dems pulled of a multi state vote stealing operation involving hacking, ballot printing

looking like a man lusting in his hearthttps://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1334536533899161601 young JC in the house"how YOU doin ladies? wanna see my peanut farm?" casting young richard nixon as the bad boy quarterback

yesssss, deep state antifa got to barr.https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/1333865430436491273 Barack Obama walks into the office, his hand in a shiny black leather glove.He places a manila folder in front of Bill Barr,

Barack Hussein Obama looked to the blue sky, where his enemy, God, resides, and smiled. He clasped his bony fingers together and smiled Blackingly. He had won again, despite all

"I hear what you're saying, but its undeniable some people just think owning blacks is a God-given right. What are you doing to address their concerns?" - Civil War Chuck

“Defund the police” became a thing because the Democratic Party had NO MESSAGE on police brutality. Yes, Republicans weaponized it. They weaponize everything — have you noticed them sarcastically yelling

Bingo. “It was debunked.” Yeah. Great. That’s good (I did it for a living) but it only does so much.https://twitter.com/dbiibd/status/1325947703977762816 Think about it this way: the right says “puppies will

Bob Marley's wife Rita borrowed my Mom's iron once.https://twitter.com/MrsSteveMOBrien/status/1323285590662631427 It happened when my dad was the guitarist for The Wailers (in the era after Bob died). i dont remember the

My poor baby dog watching me watching Fox post convention nonsense Poor Kal is like, “holy hell, will you please go to bed?” I’m dying laughing here Pupdate: He got

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