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in the early days of mmfa we were the first ones to actually listen to limbaugh and report back to people on it. literally nobody had ever bothered to do

happy presidents day from the timeline where we beat global warming and didnt invade iraq "Mr President, Bin Laden determined to attack...""Clear my schedule. This is the priority." "There isn't

trying not to be the old guy, but is the public at large as aware of norah odonnell/david muir/lester holt as the network anchorpeople of note the way that we

the last 30 or so years show this isn't true. it would be nice, but it isn't.https://twitter.com/ClareMalone/status/1355217460161601536 im not much of a fan of "stan"-ing anyone. but this is why

"To his village, Muhammad is known as a veteran who runs a meat market. The the CIA, he's a militant leader who stormed the government center in Baghdad."(do you see

BTW a lot of you have some really bad misconceptions of how someone becomes a political pundit. As an extreme minor leaguer in this let me tell you the qualification

Mandatory same sex marriages start at 0700 eastern tomorrow Remember to update your Joe! app so you can start reporting your neighbors for removal to the re-education camps starting at

i think there is a problem w liberals ive finally got a handle on. its this thing where instead of focusing on one victory, people spin out into frankly unrealistic

the term "looting," which was on the tip of so many tongues when desperate people were being drowned in hurricane katrina, seems to have gone missing when reporting on a

one black president.one.and they lost their damned minds.one!one in a 219-year chain of events.just one!and they totally lost their shit.*one* and it was the least scary one. like, on purpose,

actually most americans live in a shared reality. its just that a percentage of it is deluded and the media caters to their whims instead of just utterly rejecting their

i predict that jenna ellis will be fine. nothing bad ever truly happens to these idiots. it sucks but thats the truth. the only ones who really disappear are like

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